OK, so I didn’t win the Nobel Prize for Literature, and I got shut out of the Pulitzers again. I didn’t even win the Bulmer-Lytton prize for the most wretched writing ever published. But, hey, I did get my name into the Guinness Book of World Records. I have moved in the foothills of immortality, don’t you know. You can see it right there in the 1981 American edition of the Guinness book, page 212 in the paperback version. Read more in my forthcoming memoir.Click here for reuse options!
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